Dual....:-)
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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