just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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