question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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