Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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