just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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