You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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