i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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