we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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