Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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