I CAN MOONWALK!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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