and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
