Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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