you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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