You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
