I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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