I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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