Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize