Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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