I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We're too hungover to prance.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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