he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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