We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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