no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
what if I'm pregnant?
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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