she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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