I must be too annoying 4 u.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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