Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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