that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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