You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
