She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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