Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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