Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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