This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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