She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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