i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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