I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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