Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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