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I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.

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(972): View more from Texas

Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?

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Ya, why?

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We should try that some time.

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(281): View more from Texas

# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279

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(925): View more from California

If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.

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(650): View more from California

I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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(647): View more from Ontario

He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town

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