You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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