Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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