Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I will be naked everywhere
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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