Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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