I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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