So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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