watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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