: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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