No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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