break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm passing your future prison.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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