My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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