I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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