My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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