i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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