I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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