Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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