i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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