Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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