Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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